Days left until last exam : 14
I'm so tired... mum's actually ordered me not to work today!!
Yesterday was horrible... It started off with the Chemistry exam from hell... I swear I must've failed it... And then at lucnh time I had to deal with some extremely precocious year 7s. I'm sure I've probably ranted on about this before (And if I haven't then prepare for many a future rant).
But seriously... the manners of these brats are just appalling!!! I went up to a group of them and very politely asked if anyone knew the time... One of them stood up ... stood right in front of me really really really close... and glared at me with that chavvy "wha you doin here bithc?!" look on her face. Then she stood right next to me and mimiced me... God I swear that kid needs a slap one of these days... My school used to be a great school; full of really nice kids, people who actually had respect for one another. Maybe I should be head girl and start a regin of terror!! I'm gonna sound like an old woman, but kids these days are just spoiled brats with no respect!!
Hmf... I'm at the risk of sounding like an old woman again, but It's probably because they've grown up with flashy phones and facebook and such... I'm not saying these things are bad but I swear these kids hit puberty at the age of 3... it's like they have no childhood!
Moving on, after that I got verbally harrassed by a group of tw*ts at the bus station last night (I won't go into details).
Ironically, one of them was wearing a 'Jesus Loves You' belt.
Ugh... anyway. I've also decided to write about my views on God, and religion... So iunno expect a link soon.
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Again, at the risk of sounding like an old woman again... I'm sorry, but there aren't very many bands as good as the likes of Queen. They were awesome. They were 10000000% artists, they wrote their own music and... the concerts!! I watched the Queen at Wembley concert on youtube... They were performers and there really aren't concerts like that anymore!! The first few clips were of all the fans going into the stadium. The crowds were massive!! Like a sea of people! literally!! And Freddie... man he knew how to play the crowd!! He had them hanging off his every word! It makes me really really sad to think that no matter how much I want it, I could do everything and still never be able to see Queen live in concert. Not properly...
I know Freddie passed before I was born, but I've listened to Queen for as long as I can remember! I know all their songs pretty much inside out!
*sigh* Freddie, wherever you are, you live on in my heart!
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Moving on, I'm sure you may have heard about the English government. WEll, basically it;s completely f*cked up. COMPLETELY.
I was watching the news at 10 the other night, and footage from parliament showed Gordon Brown saying that Alistair Darling is great at his job and is doing a great job of getting us out of a reccession.
Proof that Alistair's eyebrows have hypnotic powers.
Left: Sam the Eagle, Right: Alistair DarlingAll the MPs are walking out of parliament now, showing that we are truly doomed.
Another thing, one of the MPs came out of parliament and told the newsman that Gordon Brown is perfect for the job, and no one else in the whole of parlaiment could do it as well as he.
We're doomed. We're all bloody doomed.
My friends and I have, of course, put together a plan. Our plan is to create the 'SUPER PM 1000'
A biological miracle of genius made up of DNA from elite politicians and other public figures. The list compirises of;
- Boris Johnson
- George Takei
- Barack Obama
- Dizzee Rascal
- Gok Wan
Unfortunately this is impossible. And although many of my friends and peers know me well for my strong views on Boris Johnson for PM, thinking about it, the best person to be our Prime Minsiter would have to be Sir Alan Sugar!!!
Gordon Brown: "well, Darling and I think we're doing a good job and - - "
Sir Alan: "Enough! you're all rubbish!"
"You're FIRED!!"
Classic. And of course, BJ could be his right hand man. Right, that's that then. But realistically, it has just been announced that Sir Alan Sugar is to join parliament!!!
Well, tis all for now! I told you I'd put more pictures in!! *evil grin* >D

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