Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled like elderberries!
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I had the most randomest day yesterday xD.
We went to the park, like ya do, but A had found an old xmas present that was meant for Scarfy... so we ended up opening it yesterday... and it was this weird monkey thing... with stretchy arms that made a monkey noise if it hit something...
The idea is that you shot it into the sky and it made a monkey noise... so, basically, it was a flying monkey, with a cape and mask. But we called it 'Bondage Monkey' (aka B Monkey, aka B-mon).
Poor lil B-mon was abused so much yesterday... he ended up breaking!! Dx
In the end, what originally sounded like a monkey noise actually sounded like b-mon was crying!! D8.
So we did the usual; eat in the church yard thing, and go to the park. Oh, and we had these nasty chocolates (again from A's random xmas leftovers) that's BBE date was in Feb 09...
Mine tasted like... well, the only way I can put it is, it tasted like freeze dried astronaut ice cream that's been sitting around in the open air for a month or so.
(... yeah I eat weird things ok?)
Scarfy said his tasted like hairspray...! (o_o)
Aah~ But yesterday, I felt like such a kid again!! Take breakfast for example; I didn't eat at home, so I bought breakfast from the post office/shop to eat whilst I was waiting for my bus. I had;
- a mini milk (milk flavour)
- a liqourice straw with the sherbert stuff in it
- tizer
I swear those just reverted me right back to the age of about 5!! 8D
And then, when we were at the park, we went to this 'castle' 'ruin' type thing... (it's really small... I can't really explain it)
Anyhoo, so I sat on one of the turrets, and was all "I AM THE QUEEN!!!"; then S*cra joined me and I proclaimed "YOU CAN BE THE QUEEN TOO!!"
And the two of us shouted "WE ARE THE LESBIAN QUEENS OF THE LESBAIN CASTLE!!".
Then, as scarfy climbed on the other castle he was all "I SHALL BE TEH KING!"
But we just agreed that he was also a lesbian queen. A, however was merely a lesbian peasant 8D.
And, as I was storming scarfy's castle; I slipped, and grazed my knee!! Haha I felt just like a kid again! It was so much fun!!
But... then I realised that my knee was bleeding and covered in mud and grit and God knows what else; so I ventured off to the kiosk thing that sells ice cream, to get some antiseptic wipes of sorts.
This is roughly how the conversation went;
Kiosk man: Hello again~ what can I get you love?
JAM: hi~ uhmm you wouldn't happen to have any antiseptic wipes would you?
k.m.: oh, no sorry, for health and safety reasons we can't give any of that stuff out.
J: ohhh ok...
k.m.: why? what's happened?
J: oh! [big grin] I fell over and grazed my knee!!
k.m.: ... how old are you!?
J: eheh ^^; well, could I have a wet tissue at least? just to clear it up?
k.m.: uhhh... wet tissue... ok sure
Then as I walked away I suddenly realised; "for health and safety reasons..." They couldn't give me an antiseptic wipe for health and safety reasons.
So, lemme get this straight; by law, I can't get an antiseptic wipe to clear up scratches and grazes, just incase I hurt my self with it?!
I mean, I understand not being able to give out medicines but... an anti-septic wipe?! whaddya gonna do? Get high off it?! xD haha so basically, just to make sure I don't get myself high off anti-septic wipes, I've gotta leave cuts and grazes with loads of mud and other lovely things in it??
...weird.
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But, other than storming each other's lesbian castles, not being allowed to get high off wipes and killing a (to be honest) pretty creepy bondage monkey, we also got up to many other not-so-mature shannanigans at le park.
Liiiike, spinning round on the kiddies round-a-bout so fast till we all felt really sick, got bad headaches and couldn't wwalk straight; whilst some kids just watched and stared at us.
Oh yeah, and dancing the hare hare yukai to verrrry quiet music whilst (the same) kids stared at us!! 8D
Oh, and shouting "I'll go on top!!" as we all fought over the zip wire xD ahahahhaa ahh well, yesterday was certainly very odd and crazy xD. But deffinately fun and worthwhile~!
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Well, I shall leave you for now~ But tomorrow, I'm going to ALTON TOWERS!!! 8D Whoo hoooo~!!
STAY NYAPPY~!☆
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